Suck It All!

Prospectus

Suck It All is a cozy, chaotic cleaning game. Your vacuum sits in the middle of the room – steer its hose and nozzle onto the junk to break it and suck it up for coins. Rounds are short, so every second counts! Spend your coins on a big upgrade tree: a longer hose, a wider nozzle, stronger suction, a helpful cat, a mop saber, roomba raids and much more. Pop plastic bags for chain explosions, burst popcorn buckets, grab batteries to overload your nozzle and smash giant boss sofas for a jackpot. The mess grows tougher every round, so keep upgrading! Unlock five rooms – Bedroom, Kitchen, Bathroom, Garage and the Cosmic Attic – each with its own twist, then do a Deep Clean to start over with permanent bonuses.

How it plays

Mouse: move the mouse to steer the nozzle – no clicking needed. Mouse wheel / drag to zoom and pan the upgrade tree. Touch: slide your finger at the bottom of the screen to steer the nozzle like a joystick, or touch the floor to point the nozzle there. Pinch to zoom the upgrade tree.

Opening an account with this game takes one press: Open the holding, above, and it loads on this page itself — nothing downloads and no form stands between you and the first decision. It is drawn for a flexible screen and takes its instructions from mouse, keyboard or touch, as the game prefers. It adjusts itself to upright and wide screens alike, so phone, tablet and desktop all present it properly. If a fullscreen control is offered, take it — a growing enterprise deserves the whole desk.

Analyst's notes for cozy holdings

• There is no fail state to outrun, so spend attention instead of urgency. Cozy games reward noticing — the regular's order, the corner that wants a plant, the recipe nobody has tried.
• Decorate with intent. In the cozy shelf, arrangement is often the actual system: a well-placed shelf sells, waters or welcomes better than an expensive one dropped anywhere.
• Play these in short sittings. The design assumes you will return tomorrow; the garden, café or cottage keeps best when it is visited the way it was built — gently and often.

Suck It All! — questions from the readership

What does it cost to open Suck It All!?

Nothing, at any point. The holding is free from the first click to the last upgrade — no account to open, no download to wait for, no paywall filed anywhere in its pages. The advertising around this page is what pays the bookkeeping.

What kind of game is Suck It All!, exactly?

We file it on the Cozy shelf of the ledger. It is a browser game through and through — the prospectus above is the publisher's own summary of what the game asks of you and what it gives back.

Can I play Suck It All! on a phone or tablet?

Yes — it runs in the browser on phones and tablets just as it does on a computer. It adjusts itself to upright and wide screens alike, so phone, tablet and desktop all present it properly.

Is there anything to download or install first?

Nothing at all. Suck It All! is an HTML5 game: press the open button and it loads on this very page, and closing the tab leaves nothing behind on your device.

Closing entry

Finished the audit, or still mid-season? The full Cozy shelf is one click away — Low stakes, warm systems. Seventy-three cozy holdings — cafés, gardens, small shops and gentle farms — where the numbers go up and nobody is shouting about it.